As I mentioned last week, I won the Yogavive Apple Chips giveaway from Shelby at Vegreenist. Well guess what? The amazing people at Yogavive have offered for Veg is Sexy to do an Apple Chip giveaway as well!
Yogavive Apple Chips are the perfect sweet, light, healthy snack. Each bag contains one Fuji apple and only 35 calories! Flavors range from original, caramel, cinnamon, strawberry, and peach. They are truly delicious and a fabulous treat!
THREE lucky winners will each receive FIVE BOXES of these awesome apple chips. To enter, comment on this post and leave a joke. Whether it's lame, funny, silly, knock knock, doesn't even make sense - just make us smile! :)
Why did the apple go out with a fig?
Because he couldn't find a date!
Because he couldn't find a date!
Winners will be chosen at random next Friday the 13th (ooh!) - so post away and good luck! And thanks again, Yogavive!
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How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
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Some sorta vegan humor:
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Watson Farm."
The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
What's black & white & has fuzz inside?
A cop car! heh
(that was my favorite joke as kid, heaven knows why.)
What does a vegan zombie eat?
GggrrrrRRAAAIIIiiinnNNnnsSs!
haha a little late for halloween but it made me laugh regardless!
What do you do when you see a space man?
Park it in, man!!
teehee!
A cow and a horse were in the barn, having a conversation about the weather. "Sure is a nice day", said the horse. "Sure is", said the cow. A pig who was walking by nodded toward the barn and said "Good morning, fellas!", then walked on. After a long pause the horse turns to the cow and says "Wow. I didn't know pigs could talk!"
Thank you, thank you.
What is a pirate's favorite alphabet?
Rrrrrrr!
hehe
OK, this has been my favorite joke for YEARS:
There was a string, and he walked into a bar. He said to the bartender, "Can I getta beer?" The bartender said, "Are you a string? I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string went into the bathroom, tied himself up, messed up his ends, came back and said to the bartender, "Can I getta beer?" The bartender said, "Aren't you a string?" And the string said, "Nope, I'm afraid not!"
("A frayed knot." Whahahaa!! Puns are funnier when heard out loud, but I tried.)
Here is a clean funny-
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
With a cabbage patch.
Hehe, the kids like it. :)
Love the site!
Great giveaway! I'd love to win these!!!
Hmmmm. A joke. Let's see. I love jokes, but I'm NOT GOOD at reciting (or remembering) them... I'm sort of a dirty joke kind of gal, but I'll keep it clean here. :)
I just heard this one from a little kid the other day, and thought it was pretty funny:
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens!
P.S. Love Jo's joke (first comment)! I laughed out loud.
I too am a dirty joke girl. I encourage jokes of all levels of raunch! Here's one to get us started:
Mickey Mouse filed for a divorce from Minnie Mouse. In court, the judge was going over the papers. "Mickey," he said, "according to these facts, I just can't grant you a divorce." "Why not?" asked Mickey. "Well, it says here that you claim that she's crazy, I just don't see any evidence that she is." Mickey replies, "Your Honor, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
A corned beef sandwich walks into a vegan bar and orders a beer. the bar tender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve meat here."
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny
Hardware store sign:
"Shoes required, because you might hurt yourself.
Shirts required, because you're not as good-looking as you think."
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
It gets crazy chuckles every time, I swear!
Q. What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
A. We have to stop meating like this
thanks for the mention, sexy lady!! ;-)
xx
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!
Kirsty
hibbard_k at yahoo dot com
what do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
a slow-poke!
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